ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We left the knife in your bed.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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