he wants to bone in the snuggie
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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