But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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