ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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