I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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