I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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