But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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