How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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