I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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