I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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