I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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