Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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