oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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