worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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