I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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