If i come over, it means nothing
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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