Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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