also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
