Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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