I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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