I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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