Got a toothbrush?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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