Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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