That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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