i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
