is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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