i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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