I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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