We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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