I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They have beer where we have blood.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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