My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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