okay pat passed out under dana's car
Ikea night.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i dont even know how to be here
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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