Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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