Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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