love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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