what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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