Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
did you just send me my own nude
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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