Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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