I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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