did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
