It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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