Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
