escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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