She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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