I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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