Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Still dying that you shit outside
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
The air taste purple.
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