pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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