so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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