Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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