I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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