Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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