They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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