i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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