Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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