i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
