you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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