i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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